About Me

My name is Jacqueline.

People call me Jackie, Jacs, Jac, Jax.

Really lazy people call me JJ.
I hate it when people spell Jackie with a Q.  It's JACKIE - not Jacqui or Jacque.

I have been married  - twice.

I have terminal bastarditus. The T has cured me of my bastarditus. 

I sometimes repeat myself.

I have been divorced once.
I always drive too fast.

I am still married but have no idea where husband number 2 is.
I own a garage full of useless pink tools.

I should find out where husband number 2 is, and get a divorce but i can't be bothered. I am going to bother getting a divorce this year.

I sometimes repeat myself.

I usually have good intentions.

I try to do the right thing these days.

Sometimes i screw up and have bad intentions and do the wrong thing.

Sometimes i worry too much.

My best friend is a dog named Nixon.

I have no choice but to have him as my best friend. He commits canine crime and ends up in jail if i go anywhere without him.

My hair resembles a sheepskin rug if i leave it to dry on it's own.

I haven't always done the right thing.

I have tried to learn from my mistakes.

I am grateful that my children are smarter than i am.

I am a shocking back seat driver.

I am still working out what i want to be when i grow up. I have finally decided what i want to be when i grow up.

I am a neat freak.

I hate folding laundry though.

I am still learning how to say no.

I sometimes repeat myself.

I have an accent no matter where i am.

I have the best bunch of friends in the world.

I need a haircut - badly - but can't be bothered. After paying $93 for a haircut - my hair looks exactly the same.

I haven't always believed in God.

My life got a lot better when i started believing in God.

I still have bastarditus though.
I love summer.
I hate winter.
I am always homesick, no matter where i am.
I have an opinion about everything.
I am not an expert on anything.
I just love to write.