The Weather Bomb

I am sitting on my bed looking out my window at the calm weather.

The whole of New Zealand has been warned that a weather bomb is coming. A weather bomb? What is a weather bomb?

A wave that is 6 inches high hits Mission Bay and we have a Tsunami. The Armed Offenders Squad, The Organised Crime Agency, and the FBI were required to arrest Kim Dotcom while he played on his X Box. A bunch of natives that never made it out of Urewera National Park are our answer to a terror cell. Oh - and lets not forget the poor low IQ'd Mark Taylor who went overseas to look for a submissive wife after his 5th kiwi wife left him. His lonely heart ended up on John Key's list of Al Qaeda's friends that are living in New Zealand.

New Zealand is so funny. Nothing ever happens here so like bored children - we have to use our imaginations to create a bit of excitement.

A weather bomb. Crack up.

I think i might risk having a weather bomb land on my head and head to the T's place. Apparently there is a love bomb there - waiting for me.