Nixon is a typical male...

He just did the smelliest fart EVER...then got up and moved to the end of my bed. I can't believe he moved away from his own fart smell, and left me in it.

That is so wrong. I am trying to call him back and he is looking at me like i am crazy for not getting the f%ck out of my bedroom.

See??? He can't even fart without getting caught.