Repeat after me

I am NOT missing Dan the Cop!

I am NOT missing Dan the Cop!

I am NOT missing Dan the Cop!

I am NOT missing Dan the Cop!

I am NOT missing Dan the Cop!

I am NOT missing Dan the Cop!

I am NOT missing Dan the Cop!

I am NOT missing Dan the Cop!

I am NOT missing Dan the Cop!

I am NOT missing Dan the Cop!

I am NOT missing Dan the Cop!

I am NOT missing Dan the Cop!

I am NOT missing Dan the Cop!

My prime is going to waste. This will subside. How long does a prime last anyway? This bites.